i need this shirt.

 

how hard do you think it is to pull a model slimmy like this?

 

this particular blasian is gracing the cover of the april/may issue of complex magazine. i hate her shoes, and her thighs are sparse… but yes. YES!

 

 how does one go about pulling a model chickadee?

is it difficult?  i gotta get my boys in on this one. i need to know like kanye, word is born.

 

i mean, i’m handsome enough, right? i will assume that it’s not enough to be foine and well assembled like i am.

 i dunno. i’m probably not even cut out for that shit, family. you see these model bios in the magazines, none of these women are ever in LTRs. in fact, they’re almost always  single. but you KNOW they’re getting ass on an As-I-Please basis, like regularly.

 

if you saw season 3 of The Wire,  you’ll remember the fine & fuckable political consultant Theresa D’Agostino kicking McNulty out of her bed as she got back to work, using him for sex.

 

yo, i don’t have the heart for that shit, son. my cockage is far too precious, i’m like a girl in that aspect. hustling models have no time for weepy emo dudes who latch on.

 

but it’s so nice to dream.